TESCO CHAINSTORE MASSACRE, BY STAN SKINNY

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TESCO TERRORIST

 

I’m a Tesco terrorist

a food shopping anarchist

 

every little helps

so, I help myself

to a little something

from each shelf

 

I don’t wash my hands

after I’ve pissed up the walls

or feel guilty

when afterwards

I fondle the fruit and veg stalls

 

I ‘accidentally» drop bottles

of tomato sauce

 on the floor

and leave it for

‘Gary, spillage on aisle 4’

 

I’m a Tesco terrorist

a food shopping anarchist

 

I put Tesco finest sirloin steaks

through as onions on the self service machine

and in some guy’s basket, at the till

when he’s not looking I put

cucumbers, KY jelly, and top shelf magazines

 

I’m a Tesco terrorist

a food shopping anarchist

 

I pay with pennies and I push in queues

spit in the customer comments box

and block up the loos

 

I swap price labels

and wear my pyjamas in store

or if it’s a 24 hour

I wear nothing at all

 

I’m a Tesco terrorist

a food shopping anarchist

 

because Tesco world is coming

unless we all resist

 

Stan Skinny

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