Tesco Chainstore Massacre

TESCO CHAINSTORE MASSACRE, BY STAN SKINNY
http://www.stanskinny.co.uk/w/doku.php

 

TESCO TERRORIST
 
I’m a Tesco terrorist
a food shopping anarchist
 
every little helps
so, I help myself
to a little something
from each shelf
 
I don’t wash my hands
after I’ve pissed up the walls
or feel guilty
when afterwards
I fondle the fruit and veg stalls
 
I ‘accidentally” drop bottles
of tomato sauce
 on the floor
and leave it for
‘Gary, spillage on aisle 4’
 
I’m a Tesco terrorist
a food shopping anarchist
 
I put Tesco finest sirloin steaks
through as onions on the self service machine
and in some guy’s basket, at the till
when he’s not looking I put
cucumbers, KY jelly, and top shelf magazines
 
I’m a Tesco terrorist
a food shopping anarchist
 
I pay with pennies and I push in queues
spit in the customer comments box
and block up the loos
 
I swap price labels
and wear my pyjamas in store
or if it’s a 24 hour
I wear nothing at all
 
I’m a Tesco terrorist
a food shopping anarchist
 
because Tesco world is coming
unless we all resist
 
Stan Skinny
http://www.stanskinny.co.uk/w/doku.php  
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