SWEET LITTLE SPERM

 

Keep moving your tail,

sweet little sperm.

Show us what you are made of,

thrive to compete,

reach for the stars

in England’s global dream.

 

Keep moving your tail,

sweet little sperm.

Don’t worry if it’s just white tissue

where you have to navigate:

The world’s changing fast,

don’t refrain to adapt

to exciting new terrains.

 

Keep moving your tail,

sweet little sperm.

We don’t want any

foreign,

faster,

bastard

sperm

to get there,

to get anywhere,

in fact,

before you.

 

Keep moving your tail,

sweet little sperm,

if you’re idle, you’ll be dead.

I know there is no egg,

but who needs more of them

if technology will soon

allow to replicate,

even in their solitude,

individuals like you

who can’t find a mate?

 

Keep moving your tail,

sweet little sperm,

it’ll do you good.

You don’t want to be fat,

like me,

or have cholesterol.

Keep moving your tail,

sweet little sperm,

it’s in your DNA

(and in my IDS),

like our sporting traditions,

discipline, skill,

our culture of duty,

glorious league tables,

sacrifice, routine.

 

Keep moving your tail,

sweet little sperm,

but do not demonstrate!

Do not complain!

Do not affiliate!

Put a brave face

and get on with it!

Keep calm, carry on!

Don’t believe what anyone says,

just believe in you.

 

Keep moving your tail,

sweet little sperm.

Your welfare depends

on the vibrancy of your motion,

your speed up the stream

and so does my wage,

and my job,

and the profits of thousands

of savvy businessmen

who trade

with the energy

of the movement

of your tail,

sweet little sperm.

 

Copyright © 2014. Tony Martin-Woods (A.M.A.)

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